New York City is filled with some of the world’s most beautiful people. Even aside from the models of Fashion Week, the city is bustling with handsome, chisled, six-foot-tall boys. And when one of them asked me out for drinks, I couldn’t say no, but rather think, “Really? Me? You don’t have to ask me twice.” I think, partly, I really wanted him to be stupid. I wanted to tell everyone about my date with...