Small Hands Across America

Leave it to our friends at Manhunt to discover the perfect state for Donald Trump.

In celebration of our commander in chief’s tiny…er… hands, Manhunt mined data from its 1.2 million US members to discover the state with the smallest manos.

Turns out its New Mexico!  If Trump were to move Mara-a-lago there to be among his small-handed people, he’d get a lot more support for his fucken wall.

Do you think having small hands has any correlation with having a small penis, or does it only apply to POTUS?  Take the poll here.

Ben Nelson

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