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The First Date (Part Three)

Flash forward: one year later. AJ and I break up; I go home with a stranger; I have two-second sex with an old friend I...

The Non-Date (Part Two)

Flash forward: one year later. One night, I decided to Facebook stalk C. I gathered that he was still single, was a chef at...

The Last Date (Part One)

Flashback: two years ago. AJ (my most recent ex) and I had been on several dates, but he was being standoffish. I couldn’t tell...

I’m Not Gonna Write You a Love Song

Things were not good after The Ex Fiance found out I sent a “sexy” photo to another guy. Which, fair enough. No, I didn’t...

Mixed Signals

After talking to D, a lawyer (my favorite) on Grindr, we set up a date before a birthday dinner I had to attend. At least,...

ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY

A month out of my last relationship, I still hadn't had sex. I didn’t feel sad anymore, just a little empty. It takes a...

A Far Too Decent Proposal

Two weeks out from my most recent breakup, I went out for a work meeting at Mexicue, making sure my co-worker knew I had...

A Bedtime Story

A few years ago, Google Guy messaged me on Grindr. His name is pretty self-explanatory: He worked at Google. I worked at a restaurant...

N E W R U L E S

The first week post-breakup is always the hardest. I was sad. I didn’t miss him, I didn’t have any illusions that it worked, and...

Another Column

It’s 3 a.m., and I can’t sleep. So I write. Last night, I was late meeting my boyfriend. I’m usually late, but this was...

Mesh

The first month living with The Ex Fiance was, at best, strained. We fought about everything: what furniture to buy, where to place said furniture,...

The Book of Jealousy

Last month, I went to a book release party for my friend Billy Merrell. His new book is called “Vanilla.” Through poetry, it tells the...

When the Chips are Down

A few months ago, I wrote about Butch Cordora, a Texas Hold ‘Em dealer from Philly who’s brought the game into the city. At...

The Joint Account

A few weeks ago, Southern Belle C invited me to the premiere of “Cruel Intentions: The Musical” at (Le) Poisson Rouge. “Cruel Intentions” is...

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