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I Couldn’t Help But Wonder

I was out for drinks the other night with two of my closest friends, Jack and Giovanni, when Giovanni got a text message from...

New Year

I’ve always hated the term “New Year, New Me.” January 1st seems to inspire everyone to “turn everything around,” when really, at best, they’ll...

Pink Flamingos

I have always had a Christmas tree. Growing up, after my parents divorced, both always put up a Christmas tree—my mom, depending on the year,...

Just Us

As many of you know, I was engaged before I moved to New York. The Ex Fiance has been a very interesting character in my...

Landslide

One weekend, while the weather was still warm, GF convinced Southern Belle C and me to go hiking. I wouldn’t exactly describe myself as an...

Build Me Like One of Your French Windows

When I read the headline, I could have cried: Henri Bendel, the New York luxury retailer on Fifth Avenue, is going out of business. ...

Whodunit?

As a little pre-Halloween party, my friend Southern Belle C threw a 1930s murder mystery party. I felt I was given the best character: Freda,...

It’s a Small World After All

If you haven’t guessed from my other columns, I don’t always make the smartest choices. I’d been messaging with a boy for several days...

Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Overexcited Mother

When I was a young, my parents bought me The Hardy Boys. Not the new editions: the classics from the ‘60s and ‘70s, with the...

The Second Coming of Scream Queen Caroline Williams: “Completely Exposed” In The Holiday Themed...

Scream Queen Royalty Caroline Williams (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Halloween II, Sharknado 4, Hatchet III, Leprechaun 3, Stepfather II, the list goes on and...

I Drove All Night

I don’t often write about my life before I moved to New York, but I’ve been thinking about October 2011. The Ex Fiancé broke...

Marry Me a Little

For a brief time my first year in New York, I had a crush on B. B was a promoter: You’d find him at...

Life’s a Drag

Last weekend, I went to DragCon. A year ago, I went with my ex-boyfriend AJ. This year, I went alone, donning a lanyard that...

Tale as Old as Time

Saturday night, my boyfriend J convinced me to go out. I’d spent the day with Southern Belle C, helping him put together what was...

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