Ian-Michael Bergeron

Ian-Michael Bergeron
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Iowa-born writer Ian-Michael Bergeron has written his weekly column in Get Out! Magazine since 2015, as well as editorials and interviews. He lives in New York City in a one-bedroom with two cats, Alexander and Thomas, and spends most of his income on shoes.

Morning Cup of Joe

One hot summer day, right before a cool breeze brought fall to New York City, a random guy added me on Facebook. I stalked his...

Married With Children

When I worked at a restaurant, one of my regulars was O. O was around 50 years old and came in regularly for a...

1 Dick, 2 Dick, Big Dick, Blue Balls

Right before I moved into the city, I met Z. We talked briefly in Iowa, and I fell in lust with his sweet, Midwest charm—but...

Summoning Exes

The other week, my friend A was in the city from Iowa on a work assignment. A is like my sister (especially when we were...

I Know We’re Cool

Last Sunday night, after squeezing into a pair of leather pants and a goldfish-inspired sequined t-shirt, I made my way to Monster Bar for...

The Boy Who Cried

M messaged me on Facebook and asked if I remembered meeting him at a party the week before. To be honest, I didn’t. I remembered going...

Anything Could Happen

Recently, I found myself doing some pre-fall shopping in Chelsea, ending up at H&M. To be honest, H&M is one of my favorite places to...

Lions and Tigers and Gummy Bears

I met Ra (not to be confused with the Egyptian God, though they were both really tan) my first summer in New York. I was dancing...

Some Like It Hot

This Memorial Day weekend was the hottest of the year, and I decided to be the best boyfriend ever and buy my guy an...

A Nightmare on 49th Street

For a few months, while trying to save money, I moved in with a family in their four-bedroom apartment, paying $600 a month for...

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